Not that we think there’s an impending apocalypse or anything.
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This week, it’s the end of the world and we feel fine.
With the spectre of another lockdown looming, we’ve spent this week figuring out myriad ways to escape the doom and gloom and have a little bit of fun. Thankfully there has been a deluge of tech and gaming gear to help us do this.
First up is the fantastic Star Wars: Squadrons (www.shortlist.com/news/star-wars-squadrons-review-402457) . If you have a VR headset lying around, then this game will transport you to the Star Wars universe like never before – and even if you don’t, it’s also a cracking 2D flight sim.
Fancy a scare or two? Then we definitely recommend The Haunting of Bly House which has just landed on Netflix. It’s so good it’s made it into our best Netflix shows (www.shortlist.com/lists/best-netflix-tv-shows-400054) and best horror TV shows (www.shortlist.com/lists/the-best-horror-tv-shows-400018) list. It’s also part of our new feature, The WatchList (www.shortlist.com/news/new-on-streaming-tv-show-movies-402461) – a guide to what you should be streaming this week.
If you’re looking for something to look forward to, then Disney has revealed that its next big Pixar movie (www.shortlist.com/news/disney-pixar-soul-release-date-402460) will be bypassing cinemas and coming to Disney Plus on Christmas Day. While Apple has announced that we are set to see the iPhone 12 (www.shortlist.com/news/iphone-12-details-402454) this coming Tuesday (13 October).
Gadget-wise we also saw the fantastic limited-edition Beogram record (www.shortlist.com/news/beogram-4000c-recreated-limited-edition-details-402455-1-402455) player arrive – a turntable literally from the Seventies. French audio maestros Devialet took the wrappers off of its first-ever pair of earphones (www.shortlist.com/news/devialet-gemini-earphones-details-402459) and we spent time socially distanced sweating in the gym for our Samsung Galaxy Watch 3 review (www.shortlist.com/news/samsung-galaxy-watch-3-review-402456) . And then undid all that good work sampling some of the amazing new drinks found in our DrinkList rundown (www.shortlist.com/news/alcohol-news-the-drinklist-402453) .
Now, it’s time to lighten the mood. Here’s our countdown of the best movies about the impending apocalypse. Enjoy!
Apocalypse, wow! The 10 greatest apocalypse movies revealed By The ShortList Team
If the ancient Mayans were to be believed, humanity should have been gasping its last on 21 December 2012. Lol, they obviously hadn’t heard of 2020 and all the crap that has come with it so far…
We’re pretty confident that Covid-19, or Trump, isn’t how the world will end (fingers crossed). So what form will our inevitable doom be taking? Nuclear war? Airborne space-virus? Unceasing plague of motorised zombie-vampires?
As ever, movies have the answers – so here are ten of the most spectacular apocalyptic visions ever committed to celluloid.
The Quiet Earth
Year: 1985 Director: Geoff Murphy
In this cult New Zealand sci-fi chin-stroker, a scientist awakes one morning to find himself alone in the world – utterly, maddeningly alone. An experimental global energy system has gone badly awry and wiped humanity from the face of the planet, leaving behind bleakly empty cities and a fiendish scientific riddle. Can our man figure out where the bejesus everyone’s got to?
Children of Men
Year: 2006 Director: Alfonso Cuarón
The slowest, saddest, cruellest apocalypse imaginable: the year is 2027, and two decades of global human infertility have pushed society to the point of collapse. Those not driven to suicide by the futility of a world without children trudge onwards toward obsolescence. But then, a miracle, as a jaded Clive Owen uncovers a fragile ray of hope… besides being arguably the best sci-fi film of the Noughties, Children of Men also boasts some of the most dazzling long takes ever filmed.
Year: 2009 Director: Ruben Fleischer
Cheerfully deranged horror-comedy Zombieland is proof that a global zombie apocalypse needn’t be a dreary, downbeat affair: Jesse Eisenberg gets to hang out with Woody Harrelson, canoodle with Emma Stone, and even meet Bill Murray (who pops up in a surprise, movie-stealing cameo as … Bill Murray). The long-awaited sequel to this from-nowhere mega-hit doesn’t quite have the same magic but it’s still fun.
Year: 2009 Director: John Hillcoat
Not a film to watch if you’re feeling at all delicate, this gruelling adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s equally bleak 2006 novel follows an unnamed man (Viggo Mortensen) and his young son as they trudge, permanently on the verge of starvation, across a decimated, danger-filled America. The cause of The Road’s particular apocalypse is never revealed; whatever it was, it appears hopelessly unfixable.
Year: 1964 Director: Stanley Kubrick
You wouldn’t think a film satirising the madness of humanity possessing the means to systematically destroy itself could be such a chuckle-fest, but that’s Dr. Strangelove for you. As a cold-war stand-off spins horribly out of control and nuclear apocalypse becomes inevitable, Kubrick cranks up the jet-black humour to its cackling limits, while Peter Sellers delivers a career-best triptych of tragicomic performances: British RAF officer, President of America, and the titular Nazi nuke-enthusiast.
The Omega Man
Year: 1971 Director: Boris Sagal
The most fun of the three adaptations of Richard Lester’s vampire-plague novel I am legend, the omega man stars a wild-eyed Charlton Heston as the proverbial last man on earth, pitted against an entire cultish society of undead. Heston also starred in two other apocalyptic classics of the era, Soylent Green and Planet Of The Apes – both of which feature “oh snap!” Climactic twists that, unfortunately, have long since been irreversibly spoiler-ed for everyone, forever.
The Andromeda Strain
Year: 1971 Director: Robert Wise
Never have lab coats, microscopes and petri dishes felt so nerve-wracking. Based on the novel by Michael ‘Jurassic Park’ Crichton, The Andromeda Strain follows an elite group of scientists as they battle to understand and nullify an extra-terrestrial microbe that threatens all life on Earth. Hmm, sounds familiar. As the film’s poster had it: “the picture runs 130 minutes! The story covers 98 of the most critical hours in man’s history! The suspense… will last through your lifetime!”
Year: 1995 Director: Terry Gilliam
Inspired by 1962 french short film Le Jetée, Gilliam’s shows us an apocalyptic before-and-after, as prisoner-from-the-future Bruce Willis is forced back through time to uncover the source of a manmade airborne virus that plucks the planet clean of life, and sends the remains of humanity scuttling underground. Pub-ammo fact: Gilliam originally wanted Nick Nolte in Willis’ role, and Jeff Bridges in place of Brad Pitt as the film’s crazed animal-rights activist.
A Boy And His Dog
Year: 1975 Director: LQ Jones
Released under the unfathomable tagline “a rather kinky tale of survival”, A Boy And His Dog starts off odd and only gets odder. On an alternate-timeline earth on which JFK’s assassination failed and eventually led to World War 3 (a similar plot point found in Stephen King’s 11.22.63), a young Don Johnson wanders fecklessly across a ravaged America, accompanied by a grumpy, hyper-intelligent dog with whom he is telepathically linked. Part sci-fi thriller, part surreal satire, all incredibly bonkers.
Year: 1984 Director: Mick Jackson
Threads was the BBC’s feature-length faux-documentary on a nuclear conflict and its after-effects on one Yorkshire town. It forever scarred anyone fortunate/unfortunate enough to have seen it at the time, and it’s since lost none of its power to shock and disturb. Horribly plausible and grimly meticulous, threads will give you nuke-bombed nightmares for weeks.
And there’s more….
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